Possible snarf alert – if you’re drinking something, please put it down now.
Okay, here goes:
I was sitting in a cafe while on a business trip and I looked up and saw this man who LOOKED JUST LIKE CHRIS PINE!! Now, I admit I was only getting a side view, but my little heart sped up and I was thinking, ‘Oh my goodness, is Chris Pine really standing in this cafe?!!’.
Then the guy turned and fully faced my direction as he gazed at the menu. My little pitter-pattering heart came to an abrupt halt…as in stunned and in utter disbelief.
No, it was not Chris Pine. This person did resemble someone that looked like a shovel had spent time flattening his face. Or, as one person put it, the resemblance was that of a bucket of smashed crabs!
The fabulous Chris Pine (pictured below) and NOT a bucket of smashed crabs!